Sunday, November 30, 2008

This entry is being made especially for "The South Florida Music Scene" blog. . .

Introducing, The Kimosabes.
They hail from Fort Lauderdale, FL, and so my question is this: why the fuck haven't these guys been weeded out of music? Seriously, who writes songs in tab-it and post midi-files to Myspace? If you're gonna do that, at least make the songs funny. I think maybe these were supposed to be funny, but they aren't. Then again, I just read the blog entitled, "Something's different!" and it states, "Yeah, there's a new song up. It's not bulletin-"ATTENTION!!"-worthy, since there are no vocals recorded for it yet. It's been around for quite a bit now. I've tried to record some vocals for the piece but I've yet to perform to my own contentnessness. I think I'm growing up. The "band", too."
He seems to have been referring to the track, "Untitled instrumental," a track not featuring any vocals.
Yeah man, all grown-up, your sound has really matured: you cut out the hideous nasally vocals.
Is this what your town is coming up with these days guys? I admit, Orlando has "Random Acts of Retardation" but even they are not as wretched as this crap (plus they have really funny videos to watch.)
This band is also responsible for making the worst band bio I have ever seen:
"It's all about friendships, movies, and lee-ove. Nada else. Mold the world. Production of a new album is happening, despite life and career aspirations that take place. But we're still on your friends list and look above where you'll see a song named "Untitled" on our little player--so it ain't the end, yet, our friends! Right?!?! Sakar-OW! "

What the fuck does any of that even mean?
"Mold the world?"
"But we're still on your friends list and look above where you'll see a song named "Untitled" on our little player--so it ain't the end, yet, our friends!"
Did you TAKE an english class? EVER?

I did find one thing positive on their page. Well, it is positive if you have absolutely no musical talent what-so-ever and you are desperate to join a band:
"Band Members
[[Adam A]] -- [[Vocals, Programmer]]
[[Christopher M]] -- [[Vocals]]
[[(Your Name Here)]] "

Your name here??? That could be you!!!

Do yourself a favor, and listen to at least 30 seconds of each song.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Man. I need a cooler Myspace name. Some thing. . . hip. . .

How about. . . Dr. Cool ? ? ?

Dr. Cool comes to us from Clearwater, FL, and in case you were wondering, he moved there in 1992. Why do I know this? Because he felt it was important enough to put in his "about me" section, of course! I mean, cool, thanks for sharing, brah.
If you needed further evidence of his coolness, he lets us know that his hobbies include coin collecting, basketball cards and comic books. Very cool things to some people. Maybe not so much to your average 65 year old man.

But then again, how many 65 year old men with the virility to be top friends with these babes?


And what about the comment THIS babe Photobucket left him?

Way to go Dr. Cool. I know I am jealous. So jealous, I may need to spend more time writing about your girl Fiona and her friends.

Further more, I am wondering myself why Dr. Cool doesn't do any modeling:
The guy is obviously very diverse as far as his repertoire of poses.

After all of this, do you know what the worst thing is?
"Children: Proud parent"

So, at age 65, he is probably not only a proud parent, but also a proud grandparent. How do you explain to your granddaughter who all the skanks in your top friends are, Dr. Cool?